Sometimes we need a smile

Too many freaks, not enough circuses! (anonymous)

Phrasal verb of the week

cheese (someone) off (informal British English)

Definition: to make someone annoyed or disappointed.

E.g.1: It really cheeses me off when people drop litter!

E.g.2: I’m cheesed off because I had a row with my boyfriend last night.

This phrasal verb can be separated. (E.g. 1)

Test of the week

Smugglers consistently _______ import regulations.

1. flaunt

2. float

3. flout

4. break

Joke of the week

The following statements were proven as completely true by a panel of distinguished men (who were immediately clubbed to death by their wives).

Q: Do you know the punishment for bigamy?

A: Two mothers-in-law.

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Q: Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter?

A: Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.

Q: Why are hangovers better than women?

A: Hangovers will go away.

Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?

A: So they can stand closer to the sink.

Q: How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?

A: When she starts her sentence with „A man once told me....“

Q: Why were shopping carts invented?

A: To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

Women are like guns. Keep one around long enough and you are going to want to shoot it.

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

A: The dog of course ... at least he’ll shut up after you let him in!

One golfer tells another: „Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs

for my wife!“

The other replies: „GREAT trade!“

All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.

Q: What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

A: Pregnant.

I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to interrupt her.

Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

A: Divorced.

Some mornings I wake up grouchy...and some mornings I just let her sleep.Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a women’s sex drive by 90 percent... wedding cake!!

Correct answer to the TEST question: flout

(Králik Róbert)